I offer expert online potato advice. My headstone will say “tuberyoutuber”.

Why fact check when you can copy/paste?

Saw the article title, thought to myself “is this ol’ meme gonna get an airing?”...

Say, that looks like an interesting read!

Crack pipe.

I’m still in the greys, and will likely forever remain so, but:

Aw crap. This sucks. I’m going to lose my rust updates AND extensive tail-light knowledge and analysis. This sucks for me, but I’m happy for you guys.

Better yet:

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

For reasons I can’t explain, I have always wanted and will at some point own a vehicle with portal axles.

I wonder if they were required to provide their own “creativity” or there was a steady supply on set.

It would have been a dream job to be a children’s program director in the late sixties to early seventies. How many jobs are there where you are required to be stoned out of your mind at work?

I fail to see a problem with this. It has bumpers where it’s going to run into stuff.

Jason, your bedtime stories have just got to be the best!!!

That low load floor explains the ridiculous placement of the muffler and tail pipe, which can be seen in the 2nd photo of the white one. I was wondering why the exhaust was packaged so oddly.

This kind of shit is exactly why it’s becoming more and more obvious that the dark ages have truly returned.

This is probably the same type of jackass that drives around the gates at railroad crossings.

Hear, not here.

In short, although the journalism industry may distinguish between advanced investigative news pieces and automated or unchecked opinion pieces, most people do not, and we do not expect them to.