However you are overlooking the OTHER alternatives:

Oh, you want me to explain? Fine.

Counterpoint: If you are able to get an 84 month loan at ZERO FUCKING PERCENT, YOU’RE A MATHEMATICALLY INGORANT FOOL NOT TO TAKE IT.

84 months at 0% is that really terrible if you plan to keep the car for 7 years? Many people do keep their cars for longer. 

I know there’s an implied /s around here somewhere but I could totally see this happening.

Ford will eventually roll out the “F-150 for 150 Months” financing special, so even more buyers can afford that $70,000 luxury truck they need to haul mulch once per year.

When you say “totaled it” I keep envisioning a 5mph slow-speed nudge and the whole thing just folding up like a piece of paper.

its like the zagato 599 gtz

It looks like a Morgan in a fat-suit. The wheels certainly aren’t helping.

We need Torch to weigh in - if this car was anthropomorphized, is the middle headlight a 3rd eye or a nose?

How does this article manage to show exactly zero angles that give an idea of what the car actually looks like?

I’d much rather have the Speedback. Way better looking, and more functional. It also randomly has tailgate seating for some reason. I guess people with faux-DB5s like trunk-partying?

This one looks much better IMO

Wait, this isn’t a Jaguar XK based David Brown Automotive Speedback GT?

Two years ago I stopped at a stop sign a few hundred feet from my house,. It was 6:30am, there were no other cars at the intersection. I start pulling forward and a white 2000's Tundra flies through the intersection running the stop sign and I ended up sideswiping him. He gets out, calls his family, and they come…

“CPO Audi Karen….”

Yup. I was a witness to an accident where a car hit a stopped car which then hit the car in front. The poor girl in the middle car was shaken up and stupidly said, “I don’t know what happened.” The asshat in the third car then had the balls to sue her, claiming she had caused the accident by hitting the first car and…

I am on a reddit thread called r/IdiotsInCars (that is where I saw this particular viral video for the first time) and you can’t imagine how many dishonest people there are out there who try to claim that they were backed into on a roadway after rear-ending a car. I am now researching dash cams because there are so…

This may well have been staged, but not everyone who owns/drives a Lambo is a complete asshat.

If I had access to crazy money, it’d be amazing to me to own a train car and hitch it up to a freight train/Amtrak to travel around the States. It’s not the quickest way to get around (like a charter plane), but with that type of money who cares? Kinda like going any distance on a yacht, it’d be so casual and…