Excuse me, but is this the Good Place? Cuz it kinda feels like the Bad Place...

Uh, that's pretty much what she said. Maybe your can try not being an asshole? Just a thought.

For me it’ll be either coffee and oatmeal or coffee.

Lunchables that went to Harvard.

We always just called them snacks in our house “snacks are out!” The board would just mean less of them and less variety. We have done charcuterie board AND table of snacks though.

Relax, it’s not like I’m putting a damn candy cane in there!

noooooo, no larded up bloodies! :(

There will absolutely be olives in the Xmas morning Bloody Mary!

A Turkish breakfast is my favorite, typically cheese, olives, eggs, bread, tomato, hummus. Usually I just abbreviate it to cheese and olives.

yeah, grow up, wtf...

For our tenth anniversary, my wife & I did a five-course dinner with wine pairings at Le Cirque in Vegas. “Once in a lifetime” was something I had in mind while we were there. The last course included a rabbit stew with spaetzle which was one of the best things I have ever eaten. In my opinion, restaurants and food…

I’ve had many tasting menus from unrated, Michelin Guide recommended to 3 stars and I have never left any of them hungry. They should not be displays of opulence where ingredients or gilding are trotted out just for the expense of it (stunt foods as you put it). They should elevate the ingredients to heights not…

Maybe James has a case of autoerotic asphyxiation by proxy.

So basically Leo was all cocky and that rubbed Cameron the wrong way but Cameron was also like this guy is good. so they then made up and filmed happily ever after.

lol I’m glad you’ve enjoyed my writing!

My son and I attend quite a few G-League basketball games every season, and beer there is $9 domestics/$10 crafts. I have yet to drink a beer at any of the games, because the most I’ve ever paid for tickets are $13 a piece (for decent seats), and it just seems to defeat the purpose of having an “affordable night out”…

Anaheim Ducks games beer is $17-20 this season. A 12 oz bottle of Arrowhead water is $8. Last game I bought a bag of peanuts a water and a beer for $40. 

*Hey Claire :-) You are such a damn good writer, humorous too, plus lab biology/chemist college degreed!! Also, Yr sentence structure is excellent!! [French kiss!] Okay, Over/Out.