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Allan Smitheel
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Sep 26
1

Falling for FoxCon was such stupidity because they had already done the same shit in Pennsylvania. I really feel for the residents of Wisconsin. Walker ruined their state.

Sep 26
1

Prelude to preludin Prescription: Current convict Donnie ‘Jefe’ Drumpftard has an ugly hair-spray stiffened head of hair. Ivanka & Jerrod K. both agree that Ivanka’s morning snatch odor is sorta ‘stenchy’ & a bit off-putting but strangely always seems to sexually arouse her Father, the current President & Oval Office

Sep 25
3

I had crabcakes and sweet potato fries,  does that count? 

Sep 25
2

Do you have a rewards card for your grocer? Because they do the same thing; they know what I buy the most, so they send me sales on said items so I don’t have to scroll through hundreds or thousands of discounts to find what I want. This seems like a perfectly acceptable practice.

Sep 24
1

I take the bits and pieces of my juicer out to the garden on a large cookie rack.. I pre-rinse them out there to get the remnants onto the soil instead of into my septic tank. From there I hand wash them placing the rack on top of the sink. I rinse and take the rack over to the gas stove to dry. There is never enough Read more

Sep 24
2

I rarely eat candy bars but when I do it’s almost always a Take 5.

Sep 24
1

Fun Fact (to go with the Hot Take): “Pumpkin” pies are made not from pumpkin, but from different varieties of winter squash, e.g. Hubbard or butternut.

Sep 24
1

I’m not handing out candy for halloween but I will buy a king size one of those for myself.  

Sep 24
2

I just bought a bag of those on sale.  Now I am fucking hooked. 

Sep 24
2

I “regularly” buy the 2 small fries, 2 whopper juniors (regular hamburgers with lettuce, onion, tomatoes) deal using plain old cash at the drive-thru - $4. Read more

Sep 24
8

This is 3/5ths of the way to a reese’s take 5, which is the best candy bar out right now, so I fully support this.  

Sep 24
8

Cash, Grass, or Ass- nobody rides  snacks for free.

Sep 24
1

This is new? I’ve been using the deal off the app for like a year now.

Sep 23
4

Pumpkin Seeds are legit, though.

Sep 23
1

Hey, that’s Union Station! Sadly, I’ve eaten far too many bagels there before getting on my VRE train home. It’s pretty much the most affordable food in the station.