Allan Smitheel's saved articles

Falling for FoxCon was such stupidity because they had already done the same shit in Pennsylvania. I really feel for the residents of Wisconsin. Walker ruined their state.

Prelude to preludin Prescription: Current convict Donnie ‘Jefe’ Drumpftard has an ugly hair-spray stiffened head of hair. Ivanka & Jerrod K. both agree that Ivanka’s morning snatch odor is sorta ‘stenchy’ & a bit off-putting but strangely always seems to sexually arouse her Father, the current President & Oval Office…

I had crabcakes and sweet potato fries,  does that count? 

Do you have a rewards card for your grocer? Because they do the same thing; they know what I buy the most, so they send me sales on said items so I don’t have to scroll through hundreds or thousands of discounts to find what I want. This seems like a perfectly acceptable practice.

I take the bits and pieces of my juicer out to the garden on a large cookie rack.. I pre-rinse them out there to get the remnants onto the soil instead of into my septic tank. From there I hand wash them placing the rack on top of the sink. I rinse and take the rack over to the gas stove to dry. There is never enough… Read more

I rarely eat candy bars but when I do it’s almost always a Take 5.

Fun Fact (to go with the Hot Take): “Pumpkin” pies are made not from pumpkin, but from different varieties of winter squash, e.g. Hubbard or butternut.

I’m not handing out candy for halloween but I will buy a king size one of those for myself.  

I just bought a bag of those on sale.  Now I am fucking hooked. 

I “regularly” buy the 2 small fries, 2 whopper juniors (regular hamburgers with lettuce, onion, tomatoes) deal using plain old cash at the drive-thru - $4. Read more

This is 3/5ths of the way to a reese’s take 5, which is the best candy bar out right now, so I fully support this.  

Cash, Grass, or Ass- nobody rides  snacks for free.

This is new? I’ve been using the deal off the app for like a year now.

Pumpkin Seeds are legit, though.

Hey, that’s Union Station! Sadly, I’ve eaten far too many bagels there before getting on my VRE train home. It’s pretty much the most affordable food in the station.

Real question, who even eats at Einstein Bros.? Read more