Beat me to it!

I’ve come across some bologna plates that add a piece of dill pickle in with the cream cheese.  It’s such an underrated appetizer.

So I grew up just outside Lebanon County (in Hershey, PA). This is going to sound really weird, but a popular way to eat this stuff is a peanut butter and Lebanon bologna sandwich.

All great suggestions. If I could add, use avocado oil since it has a higher smoke point. Also a salt and black pepper combo for a covering.

The larger [meatballs] may look impressive, but you have to break them up into small bites to fit them in your mouth.

I’ve done something similar with vanilla yogurt. Does wonderful things to pancakes.

As someone who once put too much salt on their nightly popcorn and experienced heartburn, please chip n dip responsibly.

see also: fish sauce

As far as I’m concerned, every item at KFC should have the 11 herbs and spices. To me, the main failing of their sandwich is that it doesn’t.

a dash of Worcestershire sauce contains all of those suggestions in one simple and quick dollop

I like to put Everything Bagel seasoning in mine. It really enhances the flavor.

to be fair, i remember all those pieces and you did bring the receipts. so while it may be contributing to latent megalomania, at least there’s a defense to back up future actions. watch out, Superman!

this is the correct take, unfortunately. do not give me too many compliments it will only make me worse.

Thank you VERY much

I swear you exist just to make me spend money on all these ideas you have! It’s like impulse shopping on crack. One case of hash brown patties ordered. Maybe once you’ll be wrong and it will break this power you have over me. I’m just glad you are using your power for good and not evil! LOL

Or, you could...you know...EAT A REAL BREAKFAST...

So THAT’S why people dismiss my ideas! Wait -- if I were a genius, i would have known that already... well, at least I’m beautiful!