Blowjobs always count. It doesn't even matter what you're counting.

I can't see Patrick letting Kevin bareback him.

Let's just have Agustin die offscreen between seasons and the rest of the characters all become friends with Frank.

I've really come to like Dom. He's believably older than Patrick.

Not if you can chop a cord of wood while you take that dick!

I've never understood the armpit thing. I didn't even know that was a thing until like last year.

I don't know, why do Americans live in Nigeria? Some people like challenges.

I was eating dinner during that speech.

13 is a pretty perfect amount for a season of television, honestly. Even 22 is too much for most dramas. Sitcoms are fine to have that many.

I'm reading Eyes of the Dragon for the first time right now and all I can say is, wow, a fantasy novel that I actually like.

I'm doing that now, actually. I've plowed through the first four seasons in about 2 months. It's actually not that bad, although it helps that I'm usually playing on my 3DS or browsing the web while I watch.

I was typing this response, saw you did, and say "bravo!"

I think I would have liked to have seen how the Dominion dealt with the Borg, though.

It's a soap opera. Nothing wrong with a soap opera, and I enjoyed watching it, but it's not really worth talking about. The fact that people keep bringing it up as some sort of TV classic is pretty depressing.

Holy shit. Turn Looking into the gay Treme. Bring David Simon on as a writer. It would be canceled immediately, but what a season of television!

I do love me a big honkin' nose.

"It is… linear. The temple… is closed. The temple… has always been closed."

I like this idea, except for the fact that I'm now having flashbacks to the Byron arc from Babylon 5's fifth season, and… just… no.

It's still showing up on the DS9 page to me.

Well, I mean, to be fair to the episode, they did have that bitchin' satellite dish that they were trying to hold on to, which helps explain why the Defiant didn't destroy the Jem'Hadar base from orbit.