Also OMG that was totally Tuco that is awesome

Combat soldiers are psychologically damaged? The hell you say!

Carjorian. Obviously.

I didn't like either of these episodes nearly as much as I remembered. "Siege" is grim and dour and dark without much to say (war is hell, got it, pass the combat rations) and then Nog loses a leg, which just feel like character torture (and I'm surprised this didn't even rate a mention in the review.)

Oh god, I hooked up with this guy a couple months ago, first time I had slept with someone new since my ex broke up with me, and he was SO BAD at giving head. Also he had an ugly dick and I was very coyly not going down there and he waggled it and said "want to suck on it?"

I am a fan of this.

I thought Kevin's boyfriend looked like a Ken doll. Different strokes, I guess.

When Agustin and Frank were shopping, I couldn't stop thinking "why don't adult men dress like grown-ups anymore?"

Patrick is not self-aware. Which is weird, because he's almost 30, right? He acts more like a 23-year-old. But I guess that goes with his general inexperience.

I am not black, but have heard the hot Cheetos and black people thing before.

Someone else!!! He needs to shape that shit. I hate his beard.

That's my problem with hooking up in general: it's such a crapshoot. Why go to the trouble of having a potentially vaguely unsatisfying hour or two when I could just jerk off?

I already answered last week, but: rimming. No question.

That's actually a great point. On Voyager, Jadzia would have been a standout.

It seems weird, because from what I've read, Voyager was supposed to be a return to TNG-style storytelling. Only problem: good TNG was about about character-based sci-fi drama.

I don't know, I always liked The Doctor.

Anywhere the dragon wants.

Well, the ratings have been on an upswing, and this episode got a series high, so yay!

What did Seven of Nine due to Voyager?

Trekkies arguing about things that don't matter? You don't say!