MINOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUR!

mmm, coke and popeyes.

And there go the scars.

She really does have Britney's "Slave For You" hair.

It all about how she was contoured.

Crazy devil sex is not what I wanted to watch with my dad, but here we are.

Speaking of tourist guides…*spritzzzz*— no more spray!

My dad is watching this with me and really wants to know if Frankenboyfriend is a show-er or a grower. I think we should cast a vote.

Was this episode filmed through an instagram filter?

Did we just marry the devil, because I don't know if I'm down for that?

I'm sorry. Flaky coworkers suck, I have taken so many open to close shifts on weekends and what were originally days off because of them. :(

I do, that was really lame.

I want to watch my Tuesday shows, but it is baseball season and I live in St. Louis.

I am well. My panic attacks are less frequent which just leads me to suspect that they are work related. Which sucks, because I want to work, well I think I do.

I am a little sick. Spongy gave me a cold without my permission. I am bored out of my mind in my house— not working, not doing anything, but waking up at 6 a.m. and making chimichangas. Though, I had a pretty cool weekend.

Nudisqus is gross.

You said you weren't going to.

Reposted from below because I didn't see this tread.

It is clear that I like brag about myself.

*turns to glazzy*