Don't listen to him about the penis size.

I miss Communist in Italics too.

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Started Commenting in the CZ: Back when is was just a Regional Holiday Music Review and a Dream. (So December 2011)
Favorite Season of Community: Season Three
Favorite Community Episode: Cooperative Calligraphy
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I ended up not quitting my job. I went in today knowing that I would be resigning. I was immediately overwhelmed by the running of things. I had panic attack within twenty minutes of coming to work. I hid under the registers and when it was clear that I couldn't do that for six hours, I made a run for the elevator,…

@avclub-40a361016a9a8b76b459433f0509bc31:disqus I worked there three months and would have to transfer in January. I am not worth their resources. Hopefully, I can leave on good terms and come back someday, if I need to/want to.

I am quitting because my panic disorder is getting out of control. I had panic attacks for four days straight, because I was convinced that I was the worst retail employee ever and that being kept out of pity. I know logically that it isn't true because I have one of the highest credit application numbers in my store…

I am quitting my job.

Spongy leaves for school on Sunday and his birthday is next Monday. I can't afford to go to school this semester, so for birthday/going away present we are going to see John Mulaney on Saturday. I am so excited, but also impossibly sad. I am employed and get pretty regular hours now, so I will be able to actually save…

No, it isn't at the moment, but Spongy needed work pants and I needed work appropriate shoes and clothes (my wardrobe before was entirely teefury shirts and  ill fitting pants)  and  bedding, because I hadn't owned sheets in five  years. I went a little nuts spend thirty dollars on make-up and going out for Indian…

I got my first paycheck ever on Friday and it is already almost gone, but it is okay.

Come to Missouri or really any other Midwestern state.
There was a tornado not one mile from house Friday and half cities power went out. The next day, big, fluffy, white clouds, on Pixar blue skies, and flowers blooming. The weather is fucking crazy here, like the guy who took a shit on the bathroom floor while…

Me too. Today I was like fuck commas let everyone else decide my cadence.

MILLION HOURS THAT IS LIKE SO MANY HOURS!!!

I am back in StL. I am thinking about a Chicago trip, no solid plans have been made. I am happy I didn't blow away.

In a few hours Spongy gets on an airplane and then a few hours after that I'm stuck with him. PLUS COMMAS I DON"T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THEM BECAUSE I AM DUMB.

Simulations with actors that are timed to a allow for no critical thinking, error spotting for people with lightening eye, and basic financial math with little time to complete. Not hard but just a pinch stressful. I probably fucked up horribly.

I just took a teller test. I might get a job at a bank, which we all knows that I will become part of the problem.

Because if you don't that toddler will starve and you will have to blame a fake black guy for your dead toddler.

I would only watch it if he was also a broody vampire and Jim Rash was flamboyant, punk rock vampire friend.

Awwwww Cat, it was like I was reading the most apt description of yourself.