It broke my heart too. I guess I'll have to drive five hours to see them. Boooooo! I really didn't want to go to Kanrocksas.

Dogtooth was so weird, but good, but weird.

I have it on good authority that it is @SpongyandBruised:disqus …he's a stone-cold lovebot.

My Chemical Romance split up. Ow…right in the adolescence. Fourteen-year-old me is very broken up about this, but 20-year-old has a new favorite picture of herself.

I love her so much.

That costume brings back memories of my favorite scene in Pleasantville.

My fave  ladies of the stand-up are:
Maria Bamford: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Kristen Schall: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Sarah Silverman: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Margret Cho: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Marina Franklin: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Tig Notaro: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Jessi Klien: http://www.yo…

I am talking free samples/freebies of literally everything: lotions, food, lube, ecigs, medicine, shirts, movies, rentals, clothes, magazines,jewelry— you name it. Today I tried to get $20 gift card for maternity shapewear because it was free. I need help but I love free stuff, it is like Christmas morning when I open…

My love of free samples is entering hoarding levels of crazy.

1. Hannah Horvath
2. Liz Lemon
3. Lindsey Weir
4. Nick Miller/Britta Perry
5. Jane Lane

I love that show so much, Jeselnik even made a reference to Aziz Ansari's AV Club interview, which is super cool and his guests have been fantastic.

I want that shirt!

Dat Burn Notice dis.

My dorm had a penny war.

I was just asked if I was going to count pennies at seven, to which I said no I will be there at 7:30 because I had a television appointment. The response was, "That isn't a good excuse, you should watch it on the internet." Well, now I might not help at all. I intended to watch Community live month before I was asked…

Love you too.

You should break up with me so I can kill myself in peace. (jk)

Yeah, everyone that knew me but had no say in decisions (ei sooooo many RAs) thought I was a shoe in too. I feel like I let everyone down.)

okay.

Now, let's save bedroom talk for the bedroom.