i didn't even get alternate. I must really suck.

New Disqus makes me even sadder.

I didn't get the RA position. Just like every other goal in my life, this one's outcome is unsuccessful. Why do I even bother?

Yeah, I don't like Prince Harry, either.

Womens be trippin'.

As Missourian living in the Ozarks, I am required by law to like Winter's Bone.

Oh it is.

I liked it.

See, this is why I don't hang with you folks on the weekend.

Appletini.

I am an arty farty person and these are my favorite paintings:
This one by Lucian Freud.
This one by Jenny Saville.
This one by Wayne Thiebaud
This is my favorite non-painting by Ed Kienholz.

The television?

You do not have permission to be a dick to me.

Happy Birthday, you Romanian Canadian educator, you! Enjoy your alcohol and television!

I really am digging the Jeselnik Offensive.

That is so cool. I haven't cross-stitched before, I am planning one with a friend and maybe after that I will cross-stitch all the things!

This is the new hobo camp, I guess.

It is because I am adorable, relate-able, and clever as like six whips tied together to form a super-whip. It is a curse, really.

Your voice is so cool and Aussie-y; it makes me wish that my deep southern accent didn't die in that fire, so that I could have an accent that doesn't just sound generic, white American.

Like this: "Oh I like attention…I will post art." *posts art* "I don't care about that Spongy's feeling or anything."