Today marks my one year anniversary on the AV Club and this comment my two thousandth reasonable one, so I thought I should say something.

Happy Birthday! I gift you my 1999th comment.

Three stories tall, I have always wanted to be the 50-foot woman's more petite and hilarious little sister.

Happy Birthday, Grrr. Argh.! My your birthday be Buffy marathon scary, not boyfriend turns evil and kills your computer sciences teacher scary!

Happy Birthday, Grrr. Argh.! My your birthday be Buffy marathon scary, not boyfriend turns evil and kills your computer sciences teacher scary!

Happy Birthday, Grrr. Argh.! My your birthday be Buffy marathon scary, not boyfriend turns evil and kills your computer sciences teacher scary!

What is so great about Affrosponge and Spazophie, Auto and Spongy are just as good if not better?!

What is so great about Affrosponge and Spazophie, Auto and Spongy are just as good if not better?!

My media professor has the worst PowerPoints. SO MUCH COMIC SANS and RANDOM GEARS!!!! He is very dry. Kill me! Please. I have another hour of this class.

My media professor has the worst PowerPoints. SO MUCH COMIC SANS and RANDOM GEARS!!!! He is very dry. Kill me! Please. I have another hour of this class.

What are you rubbing off?

What are you rubbing off?

How do you feel about Swiss cheese? (I couldn't think of a real question.)

How do you feel about Swiss cheese? (I couldn't think of a real question.)

Email it to  mermaidsinthekiddypool@gmail.com

Email it to  mermaidsinthekiddypool@gmail.com

I've known your name for awhile Miss Birdie, but I haven't divulged, because then people wouldn't trust me with their emails.

I've known your name for awhile Miss Birdie, but I haven't divulged, because then people wouldn't trust me with their emails.

Phrasing?

Phrasing?