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What's a diminishanna returaanaamana?

What's a diminishanna returaanaamana?

So, I was talking to my 15-year-old Russian Gymnast friend about our differing views on the Canadian Prime Minister, a while back. And she was like "By Buster Posey's Bat! I am so hungry."

So, I was talking to my 15-year-old Russian Gymnast friend about our differing views on the Canadian Prime Minister, a while back. And she was like "By Buster Posey's Bat! I am so hungry."

I can't wait to get my third tattoo of Sigourney Weaver riding a water-dragon in a fiery hell-scape.

I can't wait to get my third tattoo of Sigourney Weaver riding a water-dragon in a fiery hell-scape.

ALB, are you happy being my AVC little sister? Do you wish I were cooler? Do you hate that I always change the channel on the TV when you are hanging out with your friends? Do you wish I would take you to get your first tattoo? Do you trust me more than your AVC mom, Occam? It is okay if you do.

ALB, are you happy being my AVC little sister? Do you wish I were cooler? Do you hate that I always change the channel on the TV when you are hanging out with your friends? Do you wish I would take you to get your first tattoo? Do you trust me more than your AVC mom, Occam? It is okay if you do.

I have low self-confidence spurred on by childhood and adolescent trauma.

I have low self-confidence spurred on by childhood and adolescent trauma.

At age 15, I was caught in a freak electrical storm and my brain was fused with a catchphrase generator and now I can come up with taglines to feature films on a dime.

At age 15, I was caught in a freak electrical storm and my brain was fused with a catchphrase generator and now I can come up with taglines to feature films on a dime.

Goodnight Moon. Sorry wrong book, it was The Kissing Hand. If you were hoping for a chapter book, The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl.

Goodnight Moon. Sorry wrong book, it was The Kissing Hand. If you were hoping for a chapter book, The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl.

As I say everyday, GILLIAN JACOBS IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!

As I say everyday, GILLIAN JACOBS IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!

RICHARD AYOADE!!

RICHARD AYOADE!!

A six or 2.5 pizza guys.

A six or 2.5 pizza guys.