That’s already one too many. Stick to sports.

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

Old habits die hard, I guess. But if the team really wanted this behavior to change, shouldn’t they have named themselves Atlanta Delta?

Pfft. That game will be over in 6 innings.

Not to mention Hank Greenberg, Sandy Koufax, and Shawn Green.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

Makes perfect sense. Broken tibias are always a calves problem.

Draw breath, these days.

No, just the children whose life force she devours.

Plus, how the hell are they going to run up and down the sidelines with high heels on?

If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.

That LeBron pass was ridiculous. But on top of that, he was the one who had the presence of mind to go foul Crowder even though he was the Cav furthest away from the ball. He does so many little things so well that we almost never notice.

Trotting out the military as props is like Politics 101. Their families are inherently sympathetic, and Soldiers get virtually no say in what they are told to do (if someone tells them to go stand next to the President and have him pin on an award, that’s what they do). Plus politicians can funnel all sorts of money…

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

Sadly the island in question is Revis Island which these days has many many visitors.

The Colts responded to the accusations by saying “we are investigating the situation, until then this is all just Irsay”

Parry was going to pay him, but he was in a rush because he really had to épée.  

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“The night’s final award for Best Picture was initially announced by Warren Beatty as belonging to La La Land,...”