Thanks for reminding me what it’s like 45 minutes after dropping acid.

There’s an old wives tale that if you smell burnt toast, you’re having a stroke.

Are you having a stroke?

Kyrie Irving would like to have a word with you about the world we live in.

That poor behavior really took a negative toll on the team, holding them to below 51 points in the third quarter. So selfish.

In high school I too was very supertititious and I didn’t flog the dolphin the night before games. We had a particular stretch of games where we had games every other day so I didn’t do the deed for two weeks, but when I did...well...think Mount St. Helens (the side blew off).

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?

The clip of Dopey eating shit and almost falling off a ride at Disney World is still my favorite of all time.

Whose House?

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

grrr. grrrrrrr. grrr.

You are wrong about Left Shark.

None of these. I want a planet with rings, goddamn it? Is that too much to ask? I don’t care what color the water or the soil is, just give me my fucking rings.

typical new york elitist gentrifying the universe

I agree...

But they understand their audience and they know people in Miami really hate New York.

This is one time when SEO didn’t want to be found out.

“I am completely against this”

Cut down commercial breaks from 3 minutes to 1.5 minutes, and give mid-inning relief pitchers three warm-up pitches on the mound and get on with it. Just saved 30 minutes. They lose ad revenue now, but gain viewers for the long term.