I suggest letting the wookie get all the stars

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

That’s why you have to communicate to those people that the system is rigged against them and against their success instead of feeding them the self-evidently bullshit line that “America is already great” like the Democrats did in the general election.

People are people

Reporter to Bryce: Can you handle the job?

She would be in a league of her own....

+1 Free falling Jets

Lori Petty? Too far?

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

“He threw into traffic”???

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

Reports are that Wilson was red-faced, yet stoic and just floated off into oblivion.

Maybe President-elect Trump can come up with some government subsidies to retain this job in Indiana.

Why not both? It was a female student. He could have said something after giving her her head back or maybe when she first gave it to him. Cripes, the jokes write themselves:
“This isn’t what I was expecting when I said I wanted you to give me head.”

Nope, he came forward after the pic went viral. The guy manages a sign shop there, had slow day last Friday so he made up that sign and went down to the local mosque. According to him, he’s a devout Presbyterian, and letting his fellow citizens know they are loved and welcome was a good deed that he felt was required…

Pretty sure the first one is Morganna the Kissing Bandit.

I laughed, I cried, I renounced my citizenship.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)