Speak English? Why would I want him speaking like a British twat? Dude better learn to speak American or get out.

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

NOPE. DON’T REMEMBER THAT AT ALL.

wut

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.

But you have cheese, bacon, and intact genitals.

Chase? Skeeter don’t chase. Skeeter’s food comes to him, preferably on a nice silver platter.

+2 Kitty zolofts and call me in the morning

Yellow brand cats are the best. I am sure that cat would make it just fine in Florida. The cat just doesn’t want to go to Florida because Florida.

boooooo

I’ll cut them slack; good on the Bison administration that they herd the commotion and made the change.

Seems weird an obese guy named “Skeeter” isn’t from Florida already...

I bet that cat hasn’t seen its dick in years.

A man needs a good pet to lean on. Literally, in Duffys case.

Now we just have to find a self-respecting Knicks player or fan.

All pilots are trained not with flight simulators but by listening to Pink Floyd and Tom Petty’s “Learning to Fly”

+ Absolutely Nothing.

Sort of makes you ask yourself what that kind of stat is actually good for?