Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Nah, the NFL is a distant second to your local law enforcement agency.

“Who’s this fucking guy?”

In the Fox 10 Phoenix Control Room:

I was going to correct you about it being a “network” TV station, since I thought you misunderstood the difference between a network affiliate and an owned & operated station. Then I looked up the channel and saw that it indeed is an O&O. So good job—and I apologize for assuming otherwise.

Fixed that for you.

In the NFL, it’s not down where it’s recovered in the final two minutes of a half or in overtime—if the offensive team recovers, the ball is placed at the spot of the fumble or at the spot of the recovery if it is behind where the ball is fumbled. So in the fumble here, the ball would have been placed inside the one…

The 2-point font got me. Well done!!

That’s fucking outstanding.

Teddy “Hose Monster” Bridgewater.

Jesus Christ, you and @nish80 nearly killed me.

Banana Daiquiri.

“National Cuban Sandwich Day” does not exist...

“I’ve been through training with a dog trainer to help me learn new potty training tips.”

This comment is #1—definitely not #2.

Really makes Bountygate seem not so bad.

Geez, what a dick.

Sometimes you chase the steeple; sometimes the steeple chases you. And catches you. And punches you in the face.

In all honesty, the food scene is pretty good right now. I can think of 15-20 great local restaurants. It’s just a recent thing, but it’s not as bad as it used to be.

Are you all right? I’m worried you’ll need shoulder surgery after reaching for that...