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You too?!?!

It is why I generally don’t do PvP in any game anymore.  The levels of immaturity, and the system that continues to perpetuate it is something I’ve completely outgrown.

If I’m going to destroy my reputation, I think I’m going with drugs and prostitutes over cheating in a meaningless but very public sporting event.

I don’t see a sticker on your Volvo so I’m calling you a liar.

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

For a professional contrarian you have some extraordinarily thin skin. Maybe you should work on that, or at least try having fewer takes which were as easy to pick apart as this god awful one.

Your article was poorly considered and argued at the time, and ultimately is one of the worst things you’ve written for this site. At some point, you ought to own it.

Sansa saw through Daenery’s right from the beginning. She knew she’d end up being a brutal dictator. Why not? She comes from a long line of incestuous relationships that feature madness.

Thank you so much. This has been so clearly Dany’s arc since early on. She was ready in Season 1 to take King’s Landing with the Dothraki horde and she’s seen first-hand what happens when Dothraki attack a city, and her only contribution is “don’t rape so much.” Her insistence on reminding everyone how big her army

It seems I’m one of the only people who still likes this show now, because apparently the idea that a show whose only long-running theme that rulership by birth is destructive at best and when led by ill rulers is horrifying in totality, ending with yet another ill-ruler with a longstanding history of

Mr Ballaban, I am one of the 139,694 people that purchased a 4Runner last year. I bought it for the Mrs. She loves it (I got her the TRD OffRoad in black with toyota running boards). When I get to drive it i do feel like Im in a tank though. I love when it dives from heavy braking and nose lifting when you mash that

“If whacking a guy while pretending to do a basketball act provokes an open shove—an act of honest, undisguised aggression that can’t cause nearly as much pain or harm as a hard elbow—in response, that guy is the one who’ll be ejected and/or fined and suspended. It’s an imbalance in the rules that effectively makes

Seriously, Magary has been spitting straight fire after whatever happened to him, and I, for one, am here for it.

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

Hey the Pelicans coulda gotten the young core of a Laker team that, uh, just lost to the Pelicans without AD.

I’m astounded how terrible Deadspin’s takes have been on this across the board. I kind of wish there was an alternate Deadspin that could smugly blog about how fucking stupid Deadspin’s takes have been on this story

What the fuck do you people want? When the trade falls apart, you piss and moan about the Pelicans sitting Anthony Davis for the rest of the year. Then the Pelicans, thanks to an assist from Davis’ agent, are forced to play him. Then he leaves a game with an injury, and you bitch about how he should be put “back on

“Ah McCain, the biggest hypocrite there is.”