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It’s been getting easier.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

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As connoisseurs of bad 80s locker room comedies know, Big Dick Nick is nothing original…

Counterpoint: kickers add drama to the game.

“A tiny tip can make a difference? Huh. Well, I’ll never know.”

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

What happened between yesterday when you wrote, “You can watch the whole cursed conversation below. Or you can go outside, breathe some fresh air, and pledge to make something meaningful out of your life.” and today when you write that everyone thinks Pelosi handed Trump his ass? 

Nah, because they already posted “Nice Job Idiots” with her photo holding Schumer’s face.

Are we gonna talk about how Nancy Pelosi gave no fucks about Trump’s bs or does that hurt your soul too much to admit she’s maybe not going to just hand over wall money?

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome. 

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

The College Football Playoffs should be 8 teams and fans should get to vote for the last two spots. This would be a good system with exactly zero flaws. I will not be taking questions. 

Better late than never.

I didn’t think much of WWE before, nice to know I won’t have to change my mind. 

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and otherdata.”

Even

“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.

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