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Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely

Nice to see a Harvard kid finally get a shot.

“SCOTUS picks don’t matter.” - Insulated dipshit, 2016.

Yeah, she said the quiet part out loud. High turnout is bad for candidates like her...which is why they want caucuses, which have proven to stifle turnout.

That’s not a turnover on downs. Cotton headed ninny muggins.

Next up: Philadelphia Eagles.

Favre is the only reason every man in Minnesota under the age of 20 isn’t named Brett

I’m still mad at you assholes for pulling your Vikings shit and robbing Randall Cunningham of his chance to play in the Super Bowl.

Our quarterback actually said these words:

One of the many fucked up things from the article is the coaches calling players they didn’t think were good “thieves” for being on scholarship. How ironic is that coming from 6 and seven figure salary guys coaching (at a public university mind you) kids that have to practice all the time, are broke, and were pledged s

Takeaways as a former college football player:

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

He is barely functional as a human being. I’d be remiss to even call him the smartest dolphin.

52 wins with the young stars says it’s going just fine.

My faith in the party of personal responsibility is starting to be slightly shaken

Oh wait, you mean THE Ohio State University. Yeah, I knew all about that stuff.

I think the WS format should be 2-2-1-1 and, if it goes to a game 7, it has to be played on the worst public baseball field, in the most dangerous area of whatever city has the highest murder rate for that current year.