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an MRI on Monday showed his right shoulder blade rubbing against his ribs and that the condition requires “minor surgery” to fix with a few months of recovery time.

This is why I use ‘Eight Dollars’ for Chrome. it adds a Paid vs Verified tag just to add to the hilarity of what Twitter is becoming

If they didn’t use Photoshop then you could still see the crane and wires...

Caution: Tesla may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Talib turned out to be such a disappointing loser. I used to love his music but he seems Trump-esque in his obsessive pursuit in “winning” when in reality its all just one big ruse to hide the fact that he’s one huge baby. Absolutely pathetic.

A site running Kinja is complaining about other websites. Oh, the irony.

One the plus side they don’t force you to use a slideshow and they don’t have articles critical to Amazon with links to Amazon deals above them

“Hey, I want to buy your thing.”

A neighbor falsely accused my then 16 year old daughter of breaking into the toolbox of their pickup truck. Turns out it was their teen’s attempt to cover up some misdeeds. The result was watching my daughter, who speaks Japanese and sings in Italian, being arrested in our driveway after coming out of the house for

That is certainly one way to look at the Republican party waiting for Bernie to lose steam before having their political apparatus take over. Last Sunday was pretty much a bot extraveganza and the Reade allegations were everywhere.

Fuck off with this bullshit.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Strange; when I was last in Williamsburg, everyone looked like they were straight out of Colonial times...

how could anyone support a President who put Dijon mustard on a burger, rose a tan suit, took off his jacket in the Oval Office, played basketball and used a selfie stick? The horror! Now, treason, that’s perfectly acceptable. 

“I still get tweets that say, ‘Geoff’s a good footballer but I hate his politics.’ It hurt me at the beginning, because I was like, ‘This is what people think of me?’ But then I got to the point where I was like: ‘You know what? Screw it.’ These people don’t really know me.”

Think about this:

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

I’d like to see Bret Stephens be a woman on Twitter for two hours. 

Huh. Almost seems as if the mega-rich paid their rightful share of taxes, we’d need fewer nonprofits or something.

That’s not even the half of it. Even if there were an economic reason for human activity on mars, there would still be no reason for a human population there. It’s ironic that technophiles accuse skeptics of outdated thinking, because clearly they are all stuck in the early 20th century themselves. They talk of humans