Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

So, this is a really interesting topic of discussion! And you’re going to get a way longer response than you want, which you probably won’t bother to read, but here I go ...

I’m not much for buzzwords. I just think it’s good when people can see from others’ perspectives and recognize that not everybody enjoys the same position in life.

Can you just not click on the articles and instead shut the fuck up?

I vote in Kentucky. There was never a hope in hell that my state would go blue--but I went anyway, because I meant what I said when I pointed out that refusing to vote creates tacit acceptance of the decision active voters make.

I made my voice heard, for all the good it did, and I’ll continue to do it in every…

I don’t like Hillary, and I had food poisoning yesterday, and had to be drugged and filled with saline to stop the GI violence. And after a nap from the heavily sedating anti-nausea medication, I still dragged my ass - in the same clothes I’d spent all day vomiting in, with unbrushed teeth, and a ball cap and long…

Oh look, the shithead who was too smart to vote yesterday is now pissed off. Fuck you, you self-righteous asshole.

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

“You kind of want your horse to be sinking, as if it were quicksand,” Fivexual explained.

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.

Also voted Hillary in the primary.

I’m standing by my “most.” By the numbers, you’ve got (out of 13 guys):

You’re an idiot. That entire scenario, from Bernie getting a strong showing to a true left Democratic party emerging, exists solely in your own head. The sad thing is that you seem proud of your logic.

I wish it was a surprise that all the female staff are upfront about voting for Hillary while a lot of the (mostly white) male staff either aren’t voting for either candidate because they’re not in a contested state or have to “hold their nose” to vote for her.

I would urge the Deadspin staff (and anyone else, really) that feel they are in “safe” states to vote for Hillary anyway. There is a difference between barely fending off fascism, and repudiating it forcefully, and the more bigly Trump’s loss, the more forcefully we repudiate fascism.

You don’t have to like Hillary, but if you think she’s center-right you are not a serious person when it comes to politics. She may be too center for your preferences, but her Senate record (the only actual voting record we have of hers) was very much in line with Bernie’s legislative record where we can trace their…

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.