THEY YANKED THE BABY ACCOUNT FROM THE WOMB HIS TINY HANDS

Give Trump a Samsung Note7. That way he can share in all those sick burns he dishes out on Twitter.

As he glowered at the larger plane

Car should look like this.

Losing indeed does pull fans together. Fans from all over the country and from all walks of life came together in celebration of that Seahawks loss.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Still waiting for my arcologies to show up.

Look this is just another stupid he said/she said she said she said she said she said she said she said.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Fortunately, their comments only translate to 75% of any value.

You say this as if Fred Rogers ISN’T a badass.

We need to start rebutting “vote your conscience” with “vote your brain.”

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

Hey, see that other party tearing itself in two over ideological purity, likely leading to a generation-long status as permanent opposition party because they can’t get their shit together and unify?

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I think that all inability to understand regressive taxation proves that libertarians are definitely off.

So... Why is this the thing that’s finally gonna bury Trump?

This may be an unpopular position, but billy bush is the worst member of that family.