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Our quarterback actually said these words:

One of the many fucked up things from the article is the coaches calling players they didn’t think were good “thieves” for being on scholarship. How ironic is that coming from 6 and seven figure salary guys coaching (at a public university mind you) kids that have to practice all the time, are broke, and were pledged s

Takeaways as a former college football player:

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

He is barely functional as a human being. I’d be remiss to even call him the smartest dolphin.

52 wins with the young stars says it’s going just fine.

My faith in the party of personal responsibility is starting to be slightly shaken

Oh wait, you mean THE Ohio State University. Yeah, I knew all about that stuff.

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

CONSIDER THE BRO
And Other Essays
by Drew Magary

Guys I’m starting to think maybe it’s not really about the anthem.

I saw a similar side by side on Twitter this morning, and to the shock of no one, there are still people claiming that the inauguration picture is from hours before the event. Even though a gigapixel photo clearly shows the exact same empty white spaces with Trump speaking at the podium.

FYI for anyone who cares, Jane Slusser is Mayor Kenney’s chief of staff.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

Makes me glad to be an Eagles fan.

The majority of people upset over the “disrespect” shown by not standing for the anthem also proudly fly the Confederate flag next to the Stars and Stripes.... So let’s grade their anger on the idiotic curve it deserves.

Pretty god damned great.

I think the WS format should be 2-2-1-1 and, if it goes to a game 7, it has to be played on the worst public baseball field, in the most dangerous area of whatever city has the highest murder rate for that current year.