A bronzed god with silver hair issues forth a golden shower.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

I am a white woman. I have no stake in this. But, as a swimmer, I am crying. Do you know the odds she had to win this? SLIM TO NONE. She got 2nd at trials! She didn’t even win US trials! She beat the world record holder and her 2015 world champion in the event sister! She is an amazing woman and we are lucky to be…

I can get a decent cheesesteak at any mall food court in the country. They're not that complicated.

Those people are missing the whole fucking point of the article. It isn’t about whether or not Trump would ever fight you. Of course he won’t, even if he was a tough guy, which he is not. It’s about this image of toughness that he has concocted that anyone with a brain who cares to look can see is a totally fraudulent…

To all the clever folks inviting me to offer the same challenge to Hillary, please provide links to any books Hillary has authored on how to “Kick Ass,” or the times she’s told her crowds that she wishes she could punch out a protester. Please point me to the times she's made an absurd challenge to someone in exchange…

He is if nothing else; an honest Libertarian candidate. If you understand Libertarian ideology, then you can predict Johnson’s views and choices on 99% of things without fail. Since Libertarians are hardcore idealists who are completely blind to what’s practical and reality in general.

Damn Daniel this is outstanding. One of the best things I’ve read during this election cycle. Bravo on an excellent and well-timed piece.

Sounds like she did it the Right Way.

My first choice is Sanders, but my second choice isn’t Clinton, who shares a great many of Sanders’s policy positions, but Johnson, who shares none of Sanders’s policy positions. Because we can’t betray the revolution (which apparently has no substantive policy goals). Also, I like that Sanders and Johnson are both…

You don’t have a fucking conscience if you care more about not sullying your own progressive purity with a vote for Clinton than you care about immigrants, Muslims, women, poor people, and the rest of the fucking planet who stand to suffer in profound ways under Trump. If you want to be able to vote for the person who…

Being a progressive means you hate Hillary? That’s news to me. I thought being progressive means fighting for progressive issues, not creating a purity test of which of those issues are necessary to be considered progressive.

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

shup and sit down, it was all done by God.

January 3, 1990

“People who know me well know I’m a pretty basic guy. I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order.”

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue

The Tim Tebow/Jaden Smith race of 2044 is going to be a real turning point in America.