I got 11 balls today

I say without hyperbole that this is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet.

The Celtics are cursed! (18 championships aside)

Well yeah, but punting paid more money.

So, having watched the video, I’d say this actually speaks more to the dominance of the keepers than anything else.

More like Game of Threads!

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

I think it just shows how difficult it is to win a championship in North American sports for even the best teams because of the playoff structures. As a Phillies fan, I can say without hesitating that the 2008 team that won the World Series was, like, 50% worse than the 2011 team that lost in the NLDS.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

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In this particular play, James knocked Green over, which wasn’t necessarily bad. However, he then stepped over Green, which you can see at the end of the gif. He had to lift his leg pretty high to do so; it was not the most efficient way to move forward. That is a dick move.

Otoh... there are jobs that must be taken that seriously regardless of the innocent-seeming context. My father had a story he told me recently about when he was an officer in the Air Force inspecting nuclear missile silos. The short of it is that he got tackled and held at gun point once when his badge fell off in the…

It’s not like he was wearing a Keffiyeh and a robe.

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

Underrated and overrated are the worst categories in sports journalism. “Is Steph Curry’s defense better or worse than your perception of the public’s perception of Steph Curry’s defense?”

We already got a good video game movie. It was called Mortal Kombat.

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”