First time on a track:

They need a common office space for the mass unemployment announcements, 

Great points. My guess — and it’s only that: Tesla will become part of an existing OEM. Elon was rich when he started, and he’ll be richer when he finishes, because he pied-pipered a bunch of rich types to join him. My take is that he’s not nearly as brilliant as he is charismatically appealing to a certain customer…

A big “DON’T BUY” recommendation from me. Been waiting for mine for over a year and a half. Same rote email from the company, “we are trying to fulfill orders...”

A big “DON’T BUY” recommendation from me. Been waiting for mine for over a year and a half. Same rote email from the…

Maxwell Smart approved this message.

Yessir. A choice made of necessity turned out to be brilliant beyond all expectation.

Telsa:

So, Erik, you still think the whole chip shortage issue is boring?  :-)

Holy crap, Lois.

Mercedes,

BREAKING NEWS: There will also be a range-extender version. It will be powered by a 1.0L engine descended from the MB F1 program. 75 PSI turbo boost, making approximately 800 bhp. The fuel source for the range extender engine is Christian Horner’s tears.

“Hey, Mercedes!” is also a famous pickup line, widely used in early-1900s Vienna. Known for picking up cute Jewish girls.

Air-cooled Porsche 911 fans: Still chasing that green light at the end of the dock.

Tesla owners: Buy stupid cars, have stupid accidents. 

The Biden (almost) rules:

In any case: Bella macchina!  

Nice article, but totally unnecessary dig at the Bolt. Stick with your Volvo cocktail parties. 

Ya. Ducati gets it.

Ducati. Panera.