Teaser Trailer for "Hard Knocks."

Somewhere, Darren Sharper just got an erection.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

"An earlier version incorrectly said Mr. Celek was the son of Tom Selleck"

Alex Trebek: "The question: What Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got."

i was wondering why the University went with the cut-rate naming rights for "Jobbing.com Arena".

Escape From PA.

He's at WCU. That's all he's having sex with anyway.

This is ridiculous. Being screwed by a golden ram is the highest honor one can receive in West Chester.

In all fairness, the AD is just going along with the long held practice of not compensating students for athletic activity.

That's nothing. My kids' University is jobbing them out of $150,000.

It's already bad enough that he's getting jobbed out of $10,000 for a degree at "West Chester University."

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

Ahh, "context." Because doing any of these things would be fine as long as other people in other locker rooms are doing them.

Based on the accommodations in Sochi, I would have expected that the beds would have been the reason for White's boy cot.

"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."

He's 27 and in the prime of his career.

Hot showers are the pinnacle of civilization, IMO. Take away my car, my electricity, my coffee, it's ok. But I want my shower.

I would pay good money to hear Brent Musburger narrate this sequence of events.

Mom worked those metal handrails like she's had some prior experience with umm, cylindrical metal objects in front of a mostly male, drunk crowd.