6:10 a.m. [Larry Bird shows up for exhibition, names himself one of two team captains, original format is scrapped]

I don't care if they are North Korean All Stars, doesn't mean a thing if their team ain't got no Seoul.

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.

I see Turtle has tagged along as well.

When I saw that someone was willing to endure incredible discomfort just to show off their excessive ink, I just assumed this would be about Bissinger.

Cold-blooded? Nope. After the game it was revealed that Kaepernick, in fact, had a fever of 103. Go ahead, check it and see.

To New Orleans suit sales-I am sorry, but because of recent chimichangas, I will need to renew my purchase of a track and/or sweat suit.

Ah, a passive aggressive defense...typical Wade

Houston Texans

This is the most offensive attack Wade Phillips has ever been associated with

Here's a "Wrecking Ball" remix, courtesy of Drew at Kentucky Sports Radio. The buildup is great.

No. I was being completely serious. No man has ever gotten drunk and fought another man at a sporting event. You are delusional if you believe otherwise. You should consider psychiatric treatment, because you imagine things to be that aren't actually real.

That works, too.

I would pay good money to hear Brent Musburger narrate this sequence of events.

Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.

cannot stand watching women not get the male treatment when misbehaving like drunk frat boys. throw her OUT. are you kidding me with this? The dude in the polo wanted nothing to do with it! Grow the fuck up, "lady"

See? This is why women should NOT be allowed to watch football. No man would ever get hammered and attack an opposing fan like that. All that estrogen only leads to drunken stadium brawls. It's science, man.

Mom worked those metal handrails like she's had some prior experience with umm, cylindrical metal objects in front of a mostly male, drunk crowd.

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

this guy isn't even joking. my facebook feed was like that the entire night. it's hilarious.