Are you sure? Don't just assume they are fake because they sound funny. Remember, when you assume, you make an ass out of Yoo Em Ei.

Those names are pretty funny, but not quite as ridiculous as "Captain John Travolta."

I'm guessing that the culprit is Jok-go Bad, who's about to get a visit from HR person Sum Gui Cand.

This is so out of line. There's absolutely no need to roast these guys a second time.

In a statement addressing the error, WTVU's spokesperson apologized, saying "we'll just have to keep our eyes wide open" for these types of pranks in the future.

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

This made me laugh like a goddamn 10 year old.

Prokhorov isn't the kind of guy who'd offer you a little sumpin-sumpin under the table to opt out of your contract and sign with the Nets, though.

Wonderful investigative journalism by KTVU's new foreign correspondant, El Oh El.

Another theory, maybe the "tons of shit you have to buy your wife to let you have a free pass" market crashed and Kirilenko can make decisions based on winning a title instead of on dollar amounts.

I would never describe Donald Sterling's business history as "checkered." He's never allowed any of his businesses to be in the black.

"Dude relax, we only wanted to go out for a beer."

You probably shouldn't help with potty training then.

Golfers do this ALL the time. When a golfer hits an errant tee shot, they'll attempt all kinds of telekinetic maneuvers. I used to try to wave the ball BACK into the fairway, as if I had the Force and could direct the ball simply by waving my hands. I used to walk TO the side where the shot went too far, as if…

Hi Drew!

You know how when you're bowling and the ball starts veering, you kind of lean with/against it in hopes that you can somehow save it from being a gutter? Or if you're watching a possible home run start curving foul, you do the same? Well, when I'm feeding my toddler and she is being not-so-helpful about it, I find…

"'Take his job way too seriously.' Hell, maybe it's just me, but I don't think he's in tents enough."

This sucks. Now no one will take the Gold Cup seriously.

He will. As soon as he finds out what "mock" means.

Marshall, ima let you finish, but Erin had one of the best videos of all time.