Fuck your “Well actually” horseshit.

You must lost your cot damn mind.

I’m surprised that Seattle is up there.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Im goin’ out Friday night and gettin’ hydrated as fuck!

Our quarterback actually said these words:

And yet this Antoine Dangerfield seems like a pretty cool cat.

Mother would also disapprove.

That's not a good hot take. At all. 

Only a dope could miss this reference.

I like your takes. Do you have a podcast I could subscribe to? 

oh you poor thing

Froomey gonna have to pack an extra inhaler tomorrow

I know! And people say that the shift is ruining baseball.

I only hope, for his sake, that Torres obtained the express written consent of Major League Baseball before posting his video online.

Extremely this.

Naw man! Didn’t you read? He was going to “give it away” on his website, ya know, for free! Probably to some needy kids! He was never, ever, in a million years, going to try and sell those autographs online....or something like that.

Your comment has the cadence of a Trump tweet.

The World Champion, All Star Bench seat.

Part of the reason the Trump administration fucked up the deadline was because it reportedly didn’t even try to keep detailed records so they could match parents with their kids in the future, as the New York Times reported last week: