Fully understanding our place in sports; I say this with all expectations of a horrible, soul-crushing, leave-me-in-tears-while-cowering-fully-clothed-in-the-shower heartbreak; but...*whispers* maybe this year we’ll break it...

Or maybe they did predict it and did something about it, but that then caused an alternate timeline to split from ours? Basically there may be a reality somewhere where the Mariners have been baseball’s dominant team for the last 20 years. Meanwhile in our reality we have Trump as President.  So clearly, messing…

Woah, so the original Turn Ahead the Clock Night accurately predicted the 2018 uniforms! Impressive. 

Just hoof it out to the main street and get picked up there rather than at baggage claim.  Of course, if you’ve brought Kardashian levels of luggage...

this just made me sad

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

Yeah, she linked to that in the last paragraph of the story.

Let he who has never done this cast the first stone

Hmm... started driving in 1970. All my friends had muscle cars(including myself) of all different makes, models and motors. Never heard anyone use the term “mid block”.

Name one player with better gift baskets.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

Everybunny loves a rally event!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuuuuuuuck him

He’s actually a piece of shit and if you’re defending him then so are you.

Counterpoint:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why would someone fit that ring, that he didn’t earn, to a finger that he needs to slide wedding rings on an off so often?

Hopefully Altuvé gave him the stink eye.

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.