“Body/Body Parts: Do Not Enter”

I’ve never really considered what happens after the scene is cleaned up on the tracks; I kind of hoped they wen’t straight to a hospital or examiner. But to hear workers claim they have to be exposed to traumatic visuals of dead bodies with no prior warning is incredibly alarming and horrific if true. There has got to…

Could have been stolen too - then zero fucks given.

I would not have guessed that Ichiro had more HR’s than Carew.

I thought he spelled his last name “Viagra?”

None of those are selfies.

I don’t.

The Hyperopia Myopia is one that I’ve been waiting to see for years.

Now where did that “.” go!? Supposed to be $4.00.

Right - and those are things known by adults double his age. His world is different, and as much as he doesn’t know about buying a car like that from a dealership, the dealership doesn’t know about selling a car to a customer like him.

The only good thing about no basketball in Seattle since 2008 - S.A.S. pretty much only enters my consciousness when scrolling Deadspin.

Not blaming Sky - giving them credit. How often did you not see them at the front of the peloton? That one was on Movistar. Other than leading into a sprint finish, I can’t understand why any serious GC team isn’t at the pointy end of the peloton.

Froome never had to win stages. He knew that his TT ability would pull him through and how much gap he could give up and still win. Although this was his closest, it may have been easier than the previous years.

And what about the people of Cleveland who watched him leave once already? How will they react this time?

Last time he pushed that hard, Barron showed up months later. Still only produced a couple of drops into the little cup though.

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If you ever get kidney stones, please report back with that process!

I can’t think of any other sport that relies on some sort of mechanical vehicle (car, motorcycle, etc...) that the entire field slows down when one of the contenders has a mechanical issue.

You got that right - and it’s 6 miles/day, every day that he works.

So. much. chafing.