Instead of oranges, they had Absolut Mandrin between the halves.

Two runs - two fingers... coincidence, I think not.

The real reason is “It’s cheaper to make them functional, but ugly...” So the cover is just pig lipstick.

I liked it better when they called it the Model T

That’s the only way that I can hear it.

That’s the thing... the Mariners didn’t fancy themselves a contender - other people did. After an entire existence having never even sniffed the pine tar of a World Series, those of us who have been there since the beginning know better. Just like we know you can’t trust a Seattle weather report for 10 days, 5 days,…

It doesn’t matter how you tell a dad joke... they’re still dad jokes. They lost touch with their audience years ago. Over almost 20 years they’ve been on the air, someone forgot to remind them that new, young sports fans are being built every day. They just kept trying to appeal to the same people who are aging along…

My favorite is how the rules limited gas tank size, so he just had a long, 2" wide fuel line. Five extra gallons of gas could be useful.

Although not necessarily a great driving song, I could see it being the background of the closing scene of a movie where the hero drives off, alone, into the sunset. “They Call Me a Dog...”

Tony Romo’s secret was to tank at the end of the season AFTER making the playoffs.

Carter... ugh, Carter. Also, Frank Caliendo is not funny. He’s tiring. Just because you’re amazed at how he does other people’s voices, doesn’t mean anything he has to say is remotely interesting to someone who tunes in for sports talk.

That’s another problem - ESPN is so heavily commercialed that I’m surprised each Mike wasn’t sponsored by someone for each hour of their show (and would drop the name every time they’d talk). When you weren’t in commercial, you were getting a commercial. Unfortunately, I only have three stations on my radio that have…

I’m also surprised how long they stayed there, together. As they aged, they didn’t realize that the audience stayed the same (average) age. Their jokes and bits aged with them, and weren’t funny... dad jokes. As someone close to their age, I’d grimace even at the things I could relate to. I’d have 15 minutes every…

Dick Trickle doesn’t want you to know about his Jack Sock.

Too bad he didn’t drive through a canyon - a much better place to really appreciate the echo-friendliness of the Demon.

I would say I feel stupider for watching this, but that would undercut how stupid I feel for commenting on having watched this.

Looked like a GTO that took out that Camaro. Chevy (Australian) on Chevy violence.

This is the automotive equivalent of, “Here, hold my beer.”

There’s no money in doing anything about it. Viva Awareness!

He was disappointed that he could only get the pin in blue.