The Veyron is 20 years old now lol

It’s wild we are just giving away something so powerful like this to someone that happens to have money. I want to just take someone from the Roman times or shoot even 100 years ago, put them in the passenger seat just to show them what they’ll be missing.

This is sick as hell. I know people have complained about the higher-spec Corvettes costing a ton of money, but you can’t argue with how crazy this is and it’s cool seeing the kind of potential a giant OEM has with a platform like this. 

Most boring vehicle for sure.

why such an exorbitant fine?

dang it

Any other time I’d agree with Verstappen being a giant man-baby.

This states it is an offence to issue: “any words, deeds or writings that have caused moral injury or loss to the FIA, its bodies, its members or its executive officers, and more generally on the interest of motorsport an

I mean, sportsball players get fines all the time for swearing at the wrong time. Like in a filmed press conference. Right after your sport’s governing body has said “enough with the sailor talk boys.”

This is beginning to sound like: RAN WHEN DOCKED. MINOR BODY DAMAGE. CLEAN SUBFAX. FLOATS AND DIVES LIKE NEW. RARE 1 OF 1 TITANIC SPECIAL!!! 12K DEPTH RATING GUARANTEE.  TEST DRIVES WELCOME

Every blue collar work site will be in big trouble

So let’s say you have a friend or family member who decides to go bungee jumping. Their cord snaps and they fall to their death. At their funeral you would tell people “well, he fucked around and found out!” Or “well, he played a stupid game and won a stupid prize!”

Why do automakers insist on installing electrically powered doors? Just give us manual door locks like we’ve had forever. They work. They are easy to fix. They don’t require idiotic emergency levers. Stop overcomplicating things that work perfectly fine.

OH WAIT!!!! I forgot that gravity on Mars is only about 38% of Earth’s, so technically that means you can load this thing up to at least 2 average female adults. I’m sure the stale fish will be by shortly to give me more reasons why this is perfectly fine and totally how it was designed.

Isn’t the tech billionaire motto “forget certifications, let’s break stuff...”

Or is that just on submersibles? 

How strange. I had something similar happen to me about 20 years ago. I bought a turbo timer for my MR2 and quickly realized I could set it for 10 mins, turn the car ‘off’ (still running, but I had removed the key) lock it, and run into a store to grab something and come out with time to spare.

One day I did this but…

He’s rich, so nothing will happen. If he was a regular person, he’d in sitting in a cell by now. 

“You don’t have friends.”

We have concluded our investigation: This man is an idiot