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However, if the owners can’t be located, officers obtain search warrants and tow the EVs into evidence.”

How would a cop looking at a parked Tesla know if Sentry Mode was activated?  Are they just blanket-towing every nearby Tesla just in case?  Either way, this seems way too broad to be legal.  By the same logic, they could just seize every laptop they see because the webcam *might* have been on and captured something.

I drove a 350Z from Texas to the Arctic Circle in AK back when I lived in Anchorage. Also around quite a bit of the Yukon without much difficulty. I agree, there is very little that these guys will be proving of their “rigs” aside from being able to charge the stupid things. I’m sure they’ll pull off onto some fire

I wonder if a bunch of solar panels to use as an emergency system is viable.”

Finally! Someone proved that the Cybertruck really CAN do truck stuff!

I love it when people in Northern states fly the Confederate flag. At that point they’re not really even pretending it has anything to do with “heritage.” They’re flying the Confederate flag because they couldn’t get away with flying a  swastika.

While electric cars are statistically no more likely to catch fire than gas-powered models”

I spent about a decade commuting at least 120 miles per day. While there may have been some confirmation bias, the cars that were always driving like total jerks were modern Mopar monsters. Sure, BMWs drove fast, Priuses drove slow, but the guy in the Challenger, Charger, or even the 300c was the one riding bumpers,

It’s almost like Musk’s design brief to the engineers was a napkin sketch of a toy truck and the instruction “make it as tough as I am.”

“Can serve briefly as a boat

Any Jeep that is modified to the point that it’s useless for most things. Huge wheels that would be terrible offroad. Suspension so tall it would be a terrible daily driver. So ugly that it’s not a show car. Why did you spend $30k making your Jeep terrible and useless?

It’s inevitable, so let’s just get it over with.....dumpster fire.

Bonus points for both thin-blue-line and dont-tread bumper stickers. 

It always struck me as weird to celebrate one’s connection with, not mere traitors, not even traitors who fought to continue enslaving other humans, but traitorous enslavers who got their asses kicked six ways from Sunday. You’re celebrating a bunch of losers, in every sense of the word.  Every time you see someone

Never a car itself, but what that car is displaying. I live in an area where several people have Confederate flags plastered all over their cars and flying from their flagpoles. I don’t care how cool your car and truck are, I’m not going to think highly of you for flying these flags.

dammit i came here to make this suggestion and even had the same image queued up to use.

Anything that’s taking up 4 parking spaces. That’s usually someone’s HUGE pickup (bro-dozer) but there’s a guy at the local Lowes who takes up multiple spaces with his 2 year old Charger.  You want to keep it showroom fresh? Keep it in a garage and don’t drive it.

Teslas are easy targets, but please be gentle. Some of us bought them a while back when we didn’t have to worry as much about the crazy Nazi running the company or the WTF Cybertruck.

Diesel pickup are cool and have their place, but these assholes rolling coal in the faces of pedestrians and cyclists can fuck off.

Cybertruck. Anyone driving one of these instantly comes across as an insecure try-hard who desperately needs attention.