It’s a good thing everyone’s retirement and the world’s markets arent dependent on what is essentially a giant ponzi scheme. That would suck.

God damn it I should have seen that one coming...

I’m no Certified Business Genius, but I’ve always thought that a good way to improve one’s stock price is to develop, produce, and then sell desirable products at a price somewhere north of the production costs.

I hope, when he finally does debut his Robotaxi, it’s being driven by a guy in the spandex robot suit. 

Musk talking bullshit, well that must mean this is a day that ends in a “y”.

I am begging Jalop to stop putting giant pictures of this loser’s melting face as the header image for articles. It’s like a jump scare.

1st gear:

Masks been off for awhile now. Never going to buy one of those 1488 mobiles.

Musk lying about something to pump TSLA? Say it ain’t so!

8/8 really is the best date to release a new Tesla product these days. 

That shark was jumped a LONG time ago. Now it is just a race to see who can ladle the most tinsel on a car.

The truck tried to stop, but the road was still slippery from that barbeque sauce tanker truck crash.

Driver was on a mental autopilot, and just plain forgot his vehicle height. Probably his GPS wasn’t configured properly, and he ignored the signs in favor of following its voice. How far into his driving hours was he?

It’s beyond dumb.

I definitely hear you, but I’m still unconvinced that that’s not due to general NVH mitigation, similar to what we do for ICE cars. I know I’m in the minority here and what I’m asking for is a performance/sporty EV that checks similar boxes for its ICE counterpart. Hearing the electric motor(s) do their thing, even if…

I was excited for this car a year ago and was seriously considering buying one. The combination of announcing the almost 3 ton curb weight a few months ago, the cringy announcement video that seemed to lean into ‘anti-woke’ rhetoric in a very weird way, and now the crazy prices has been a gut check. It looks good, and…

“EV sounds trying to be anything other than what they are are the absolute worst trend I can think of.”

So 120 month loans at 29% interest? Nothing has changed.

I was there at Dodge Speed Week held in Vegas last year when the Charger concept was slowly driven around the grandstands making its artificial noises. As I understand it, that version was 2.0 since 1.0 was laughed at so much by Dodge boys that they quickly bailed on it and came up with 2.0. On one hand, the faked…

Fast EVs are awesome because you can trounce the average Challenger in utter silence. There’s little as satisfying as hearing a Mustang absolutely howling as it shrinks in the rearview while there’s nothing but the faintest motor whine in the cabin. It’s just my take, but enjoy ICE cars for what they are and enjoy EVs…