Which also makes me wonder - exactly why does a work truck need bulletproof glass? I wonder which cartel recommended this feature?

That’s the fake news spin, but Silverado+Sierra (they are the same truck) are still the market leader in sales and units, trading lead back-and-forth with Ford

No, but I did hear the Warthog is real now.

Don’t bury the lede, please.  As of last night, the Silverado is now officially only the SECOND UGLIEST light-duty truck.

No, but they introduced a cool doorstop. And, new cold chisel design.  It seats 6.... if three have no heads.

Fixed!

Based on 95% of the reactions to the unveiling article, I’m not sure we need to worry too much about that scenario.

1st: The real question is whether GM will somehow find a way to make a truck that is uglier than the Cybertruck. Some of you will scoff, but seriously, look at the newest Silverado and tell me they aren’t going to at least try.

Did anyone else hear about Telsa introducing a truck? I can’t find any mention of it anywhere online.

1st Gear: Ugh, if we have to bring back Hummer as an EV, FINE.

Eh, you just add more poles for a lower speed motor - no need for additional gears.

It's got adjustable suspension

Not if they’re made for low rpms. But then they don’t like high rpms.

The instant torque of electric power would help scale things, too.

Wonder what “Rear Seat Headroom” figure comes out of that N64 polygon’d roofline?

Elon’s mission has been accomplished. People are talking about Tesla again. Silly people will soon be giving him silly money for deposits in order to keep the company afloat for another quarter until the next tweetfest nearly causes bankruptcy 

“I really wish Musk and company had focused on affordability, serviceability, and useful interior gadgets and accessories.”

14,000 lbs towing capacity for 20 miles.

OMG put me in the bucket thinking this is a total fucking joke.

It’s a half joke half inquiry.

Tesla wants to gauge if people want an electric truck.
Tesla wants to joke by making the stupidest looking thing possible and then beating the shit out of it to poke fun at trucks being “manly” and “rugged” and “no frills.”

Of course they’re not going to sell you this truck. But they want…