Yes! Thank you. All these people that have supposedly been “canceled” are still doing fine. *Glares at Mel fucking Gibson.*

I skipped right over that story, definitely not my problem.

I can’t wait to sink my teeth into this case, and put this trash into a federal pen. It’s a slam dunk case, it might even give my career a nice boost.
-Young Federal Prosecutor Rudy Giuliani

Follow up:

Is the name dumb?

There’s precedent for the body shape, too

Mustang II, Electric Boogaloo will forever be a missed opportunity 

Dear major automobile manufacturers,

There’s precedent for that hyphen:

This looks awful. Not because of the design itself, but because of the mismash of too many design cues. Like a Fusion with Mustang fascias and sheet metal...but not entirely a hundred percent accurate either.

<whispers> They also already have a Mustang.

That and the center tablet. Seems like they are learning the wrong lessons from the model 3.

Make it a 4 door coupe...

The timing of this is absolutely hilarious. Right now, all over the world, people are sitting in movie theaters experiencing the beauty and excitement of the Ford GT, one of the most provocative race cars ever built.

Meanwhile, Ford clears its throat while balancing 340 pounds over the toilet and yells from the…

It looks like the spy shots without camo. What were you expecting?

It’s like Ford made a Model S.
It looks a lot better than the spy shots.
If it wasn’t quite so stretched vertically, this would actually be pretty rad.

“Ford is taking one thing, whose market is made up almost entirely of enthusiasts,”

Exactly, the 911/Cayenne isn’t a fair analogy. They didn’t call their SUV a 911. The closest we’ve had so far to this is Mitsubishi bringing back the (somewhat) venerated Eclipse name as a CUV, and people were pissed. About the Eclipse. This is worse.

“Did the existence of the Cayenne ruin the 911?”

Introducing the Porsche 911 Cayenne Turbo E.