A Republican taking personal responsibility? What fantasy world do you live in?

Every single time one of them shows their ass, hand them their ass. This is the blueprint, follow it.

One of the reasons I moved to New York is precisely because of the remarkable diversity offered in this wonderful city.

Would also accept:

One, he didn’t need the internet to open his eyes. He’s clearly recording his crazy rant himself. My guess is he thought it’d make for some entertaining few minutes at his local chapter of the “we hate anyone who doesn’t look like us” club.

“[T]he manner in which I expressed myself is unacceptable and is not the person I am,”

Lacks pathos. Needs at least one “some of my best friends are Mexicans”!

My dude has been caught on camera 3 times yelling foul shit at strangers and really thinks people will believe he’s shocked, simply shocked to discover a racist rant hath burst forth from such a lover of diversity.*

Tesla has their all-electric Model S, X, and 3. Ford needs to protect the #brand and stake out some territory with the Model A and Model T. It’s obvious, really.

If they have to dredge up a name from their past they could have used the name Thunderbolt.

Taking a classic muscle car name and using it as the name for an electric SUV is like calling a new military cargo plane “Tomcat.” tsk. tsk.

“The Ford Mustang-Inspired Mach 1 Electric SUV”

• SUVs used to sorta be trucks.

It is already on sale...

Every word of this is sickmaking, with the possible exception of the first “The.”

I really hope you’re right. This whole thing feels like it should have been released on April 1st.

Ford Executive Management: “Man, we’re really getting nailed by the journalists about going all crossover. Do you have something that will distract them until this all blows over? You know, something vile that they can get in a tizzy about but will easily evaporate and make this crossover strategy more palatable.”

Mach 1: The speed of your projectile vomit upon seeing this vehicle

We’re going to (rightfully) dump all over this, and they’ll sell by the hundreds-of-thousands to suburban jamokes anyway. *sigh*

Ford representative Mike Levine told Jalopnik in January that the “Mach 1” nickname for the vehicle is just a test to see how customers respond to it.