That’s a clever one, but he’s stupid enough to see that as a good thing.

If this is a list of quirks, then shouldn’t there be a Doug Score?

Who needs a radio when you can listen to that sweet exhaust note.

That came from the dept of my soul.

“All right. While we’re still at the red light, I want you to go back in that lane and hit the NASCAR.”

So what, they were just adding the Camry dent to the rear corner for that stock look.

“ . . . well, things were goin’ along good in the Skoal/Remington/Dollar Saver/5 Hour Energy Chevrolet SS when I saw the other car move into the SUV’s way and cause the ray-eck. Luckily I was able to git around it (pause to remove Gatorade hat . . . replace with Slim Jim hat), avoid the kids in the crosswalk and bring…

The Chevy 572 is crying torque from laughing so hard

That came from the dept of my soul.

I just saw on the news Trump saying “Wow, Puerto Rico you really put a crimp in our budget(sic)“

I am amazed at the resiliency of PR to not be down trodden; to not be dismissed; to not be ignored.

I’m totally fine with autonomous vehicles.

Yeah, I don’t like his “nobody will own dumb things” comment. Maybe I don’t need or want a refrigerator that burns internet data while acting as spyware for hackers or cops.

By 2100, there won’t be any traditional hammers for sale; they are just too dumb. If you accidentally aim that hammer at your thumb instead of the nail, that bloody stupid thing will smash your thumb! So all the new hammers will have a variety of safety features built in: young children lock out, HUI prevention,…

There are examples of quick change and gradual change.

Not when the technology has to play well with the existing infrastructure. It took years just to get HD TVs into homes, and they are a fraction of the cost and risk of a new car. It could be argued that the need for a self-driving car is really limited to the metropolitan areas. That alone would keep any avalanche of…

I read it as, we are going to ditch the F-series pickup, and bet on self-driving car instead.

I’m going to create synergies of my strong starting position to streamline the methodologies of my future position to implement core strategies that optimize efficiencies.

Someone paid a lot of money to get the MBA so they could spout that jibber jabber.

“We’re moving from a position of strength to transform Ford for the future.” I can’t stand this kind of meaningless jibber jabber. This says absolutely nothing about anything.