Just be careful, or the draft will suck them right out of the pan and blast them up the chimney like it did Clarkson’s breakfast...

You’re right that this doesn’t have any bearing on how good the real Mustang is;  but to your other point, when the real Mustang does go electric, it’s going to make the Mach-E even dumber. What’s gonna be the point even calling this rebadged Edge a “Mach-E” when the real thing is also an EV?

Nope. Will never be a “real” Mustang to me. Although somehow this more “off-road capable” version looks more deserving of the name than the other Mach-E’s, despite arguably being even further from the “real” thing. Maybe it’s the wing, but something about it looks more car-like than the “Edge with horsey logos glued…

Just the steering wheel? The pedals should be touchscreens too!

That’s because they electrified it, then afterwards decided to call it a Mustang for some reason...

Other outlets are saying the other version is an EV, not a plug-in hybrid. I think they plug-in hybrid would be more interesting.

Why would GT3 cars need hood flaps? To cover up the dozens of outlets they have all over the car that already allow air to escape?

The hideousness of the Model 3/Y doesn’t stop them from selling literally faster than they can make them, so I expect this to also outsell any predictions (somehow).

Something naughty like a Black person forgetting to address her as ma’am when speaking to her...

The first oceangoing steamships were either sailing ships with a steam engine and paddle wheels installed afterwards, or even when they were designed as steamships from the keel up, they still had full sail rigging. They were built as combo sail/steam ships for several decades until the late 1800s before they ditched…

They definitely still have differentials...and there’s a bunch of hardware that goes into EVs to make sure they don’t kill you (either from electrocution or raging infernos).

That’s...not how hub motors work...

So in other words turn it into something similar to a typical 2-way residential street that has no lane markers yet people somehow manage to navigate (usually) without running into things?

...why wouldn’t it run on both?

Or God forbid he one day crashes into another diesel pickup, or an ACTUAL truck, or a solid object, and can’t use “everything else” as a crumple zone and has to rely on his own truck’s (virtually nonexistent) crumple zone...

What is it about being on a plane that makes people act like untrained savages in general?

FINALLY something that can blind those a-holes in the lifted bro-dozers!

Now if only we could get the US healthcare system to follow a similar policy...

It also has either a “V7" or a “V8-minus-2" engine...

Sometimes my genius frightens me.