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To be fair, all the super-performance Teslas came with 50 asterisks attached to their figures, chief among them being the laughable inability to stay anywhere near peak performance for more than a few seconds before overheating and pooping themselves. This is the first one to offer insane power AND stamina to go with

“Look, the Klan outfit was already made. I just bought it and put it on. It’s not like I sewed it myself, right? I’m not a racist.”

Porsche is American? That’s big news to me...

Privacy is mostly dead anyway at this point.

Somewhat unrelated: somehow I still get shocked that there are people who are now post-teenagers who weren’t even born yet when the 21st Century began...

Unfortunately since it can’t move on its own, trying to beach it would be extremely difficult. You’d need some hella strong winches with extremely good anchoring to pull it far enough out of the water to be meaningfully beached.

While you’re probably right about everything else unfortunately, she’s far from “not a big deal” simply because she’s one of the only large examples from that era of transport history that still survives today (for now - and not including the many sunken examples which technically still “exist”). The only other

Another reason this won’t make any meaningful difference: people stop at gas stations even when they’re not even close to running out of gas (I refuel at just below half a tank). Sure, this guy ran out of gas, but what if a drunk rolls up with 1/4 tank left and you don’t sell him gas? He just continues on his way

Isn’t it already a hotel?

I’m gonna assume this “thing” was a reactor pressure vessel.

He knows he won’t have to, because his target audience will never read it.

Ok, who was the person close to him who died?

I read their name EXACTLY like they pronounce it at the end of the commercials...

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RIP to the man partially responsible for the greatest scene in movie history (not joking - this is one of my all-time favorite movie moments; skip to 1:23):

So it’s more powerful than the 911 Turbo S, but half a second slower to 60? I assume that’s part of the trade-off to make it more off-road friendly?

This seems like a good step towards giving the WNBA comparable exposure to the NBA. Hopefully it won’t be the last time this happens.

I can’t believe he had the nerve to slander that noble, heroic gorilla though. Joe deserves better than that.

This was my experience driving a Focus ZipCar. Give it a normal amount of throttle, and it literally wouldn’t move. Despite not even being turbocharged at the time, it drove like it had worse turbo lag than an 80s supercar, but none of the go. Now I wonder if that was because of the Power-Shit transmission moreso than

No, they’ll require biology classes to teach about the anatomy of Sasquatch...

I probably wouldn’t have learned about Ruby Bridges until I was an adult if it wasn’t for my 5th-grade teacher taking the liberty to show us a movie about her. I still remember how shocked my white classmates were when they saw it.