I echo Lt. Col. Harvey’s exact sentiments. I don’t want their legacy to potentially be sullied by a team that isn’t very good. Even if they were good, they won’t always be.

Someone doesn’t understand proportions... Besides, even if it were true that white people were more likely to be killed by police, SHOULDN’T YOU DO SOMETHING TO STOP THAT?! So much for “All Lives Matter”.

As far as I know, the Black Hebrew Israelites (who as the name implies believe this stuff) practice something more akin to Christianity than Judaism. I have no idea why they believe what they believe other than the same reasons any conspiracy theorist believes what they believe.

Basically people who say this say that Black people are the “real Jews” mean exactly that. They believe that the people who call themselves Jews now are impostors. I’m not entirely sure how they came to that conclusion (probably some heavy extrapolating on 1 particular Bible verse).

Wait, the new Leaf is also passively cooled?

Today on VSB: “I TOLD Y’ALL WE CAN’T AFFORD TO BE THIS FKN STUPID!”

And that’s if we can even successfully make a vaccine.

APOSTROPHES? ODDS ARE THEIR ENTIRE POST HISTORY IS DEVOID OF PUNCTUATION MARKS AND THEIR CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN AND YES IM TYPING LIKE THIS ON PURPOSE TO PROVE A POINT

Ah...must be a conservative radio show. That explains why she felt so comfortable recording this. 

It said he was a 21-year police veteran, not a 21-year-old military veteran.

As a card-carrying member of Dudes Who Got Picked Last in Gym, Kept Their Shirts On in the Locker Room and Changed in the Bathroom Stall, I can speak for the rest of us when I say: most of us get over it after high school.

I’d say OANN is Conservative Onlyfans. Fox is Conservative Pornhub.

99% chance that this quote can be attributed to no one aside from the person who made it up and tried to pin it on Hitler.

What pamphlet is that passage even from though? I say pamphlet, because the complete disregard for basic grammar leads me to believe the text in the photos wasn’t from an actual book.

What is that passage even from? The author/editor can’t even get basic grammatical rules right...

They just assume we’ll vote for an independently famous idiot like many of them did in the last election.

NFAC is the coolest acronym ever created. 

The very fact that we’re even framing it like Lemon interviewing a past self means there’s also still hope for Terry Crews. 

I got to fly on 747s on 2 separate round-trip non-stop flights between Japan(Chubu Centrair and Narita) and Detroit; once in high school, and again in college.

I fully expect him to drop the N-word during a rally if he loses in November. As it gets closer to November, expect him to refer to Black people as monkeys or apes, then claim he wasn’t trying to be racist.