This has to be a joke. Surely they wrote this in jest. Even in a world where people actually think Trump is a competent President (or human being in general), there are still some things that are too outrageous to be real.

He must’ve been using AT&T.

I would’ve just sat there and watched the ships go by until he got bored or it got dark and the cops kicked us off the island. My dad sometimes got annoying trying to get me to spit game, but he never forced me to talk to girls I had no interest in.

It’s an easy-to-spread myth with the over-saturation of police procedurals on prime time TV (Blue Bloods, SVU, Chicago PD, etc.). Those shows aren’t just entertainment, they’re propaganda. 

Don’t forget the selfie stick.

Biden isn’t Obama 2.0. Obama had far, far, far more charisma. He’s Clinton 2.0 - competent, but so boring he makes 2012 Romney look like 2008 Obama. Like it or not, people vote with their emotions, not their brains. Yes, Clinton won the popular vote, but she’s not the one defiling living in the White House at the…

In this administration?

People actually voted for Trump. While I hate to do the thing where people bring him up in a completely unrelated conversation, if people are that allergic to thinking critically, it doesn’t take much to see how KTVU’s apparently organization-wide stupidity let this make it onto the air.

Trump’s head is great (THE BEST!!) real estate. Lots of empty space up there.

Fair enough. Unfortunately the Model 3 is only the beginning of stupid interior designs. Smartphones would be infinitely better with keyboards (I miss my Blackberry Samsung Stratosphere...), yet here we are.

I actually think it looks slightly better than the Model 3. The Model 3 looks like a severely inbred Model S that Musk beat with the biggest ugly stick he could find, yet somehow jacking it up a few inches makes it look slightly better to me. Still wouldn’t be caught dead in one though...

I’m surprised you got past the Model 3's “severely inbred Model S” exterior.

The Bar for being an attorney in Georgia must be low...literally and figuratively.

You do know that the video link goes to an RWNJ Twitter account, right?

Also, for more recent examples: Birtherism, pardoning Joe Arpaio (also a birther and general racist), and being unable to bring himself to reject David Duke’s endorsement...

100% agree with everything you wrote. This was a pretty disappointing take from Stephen, and not the first time he’s blown something like this out of proportion.

Dude on the right is a literal mouth-breather...

Well, everything else has been canceled this year, so it makes sense that the entire season of Summer is apparently also canceled. It’s fitting weather for such a worthless year. I can’t wait to still have to wear a jacket in July...

I went to a school that used those books. The revisionist nonsense was actually pretty funny in hindsight. 

Let’s not ignore the that the person with the camera already has it rolling before the confrontation, and they don’t appear to be even remotely phased by what takes place in front of them...