Funniest Griffin: Blake, Kathy or Eddie? After that set I go with Merv.

Agent Orange Julius gift cards?

Sorry again...TAKES AWAY, takes away from the humor. I’m all thumbs.

Hurdlers...sorry, spelling mistake take always from the humor.

Imagine the next time they pull the scam they're dressed as Chinese hurdles?!

I attended a show at Madison Square Garden about 20 years ago with a buddy. We were pre-gaming pretty good and decided to walk in when we saw Tony Garea, a ref, and one of the Brisco brothers. I turned to Tony and said, “Hey, the next time you see Pat Patterson, tell him to go fuck himself.” Without missing a beat and…

Thanks for stirring a fun memory. My dad worked for IBM in the 80s and bought my brother and I an IBM PC Jr. Along with DOS games, King’s Quest was the shit if I wasn’t using my Intellivision. Did I mention my cousin had a Commodore 64? He did.

“No one could tell”. If you’re 7 feet tall (with Afro 8) and you speak like a giant WITH a garbled French accent you tend to get away with more.

Hall of Fame lip quivering!

It looks like a middle-aged Prowler...fat...stopped caring about life...it’s the “dad-bod” of cars.

I was at my pool the other day speaking to an extremely attractive woman. Once she didn’t understand Black Lives Matters and started showing Republican traits I wanted to go to the bottom of the deep end and take a huge breath. If you're ruining hotties you must be a member of ISIS!

Great story. I thought he’d donate it to the DPW to fix that pothole left in his dome.