I lived at home for about 2-3 months after college. My mother was insane about cleanliness. One morning I was laying on the floor reading the newspaper. She felt the newsprint may get on the rug so she said, “Ahhh, that’s not cool.” I was ready to live in the woods at that point.

Isn't this just a scene from Transformers?

Over 200k on miles, nearly 20 years old and $7500? Child please! Knowing Portland, instead of an ashtray it probably has an “artisian edamame dispenser”. The only thing that could make this worse would be if we were looking at a Pontiac Aztec...NNNNNEXT!

Desmond knows his stuff. If he’s looking for a guest adjunct I’m available to present a PowerPoint on bad beats, racino trash, calling stations, and “loser mentality theory”.

So let me get this straight. He’s free of a financially and emotionally vampiric wife, he just killed it on the golf course, and enjoys himself only like a HOFamer can? This will be the only 49er highlight of the 2015 season playas!!!!

Considering these numbers, the League needs to make more of a perennial financial commitment to taking care of older retirees and permanently injured players.

Am I the only one who thinks the Supra looks “Batmobile-ish”? It’s smaller though, so Robin can drive it...or he can drive the Moke...whatever.

I’ve had a lifetime of bad neighbors. Currently on one side I have a 50 yr old dork who thinks he’s Ringo Starr. He has “band nights” in which I can hear the bass line to “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” in my living room. His kids also thought our road was the Baja 1000 one night as they woke me at 1:00 am. To my left I…

Right boot!

Michael Keaton's famous role as Bill Blazowski in Night Shift included a great scene of him driving a Stutz...worth viewing on YouTube.