No cover-up? No vague threats toward student-athletes? Towson will never get in to the FBS at this rate.

Omahahaha!

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Yeah, fuck you, Dave!

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Blatter.

Yeah!

This post reminds me of something.

I read the headline as

these pics are sweet, like something you'd see in a textbook in 40 years [just like how there's pics of james braddock fights or old yankee games]. I'm very high right now

Source:

This is actually the best part of that disclaimer.

Just like Deadspin to tear down a guy like Jones. You guys are always looking for the fault in our stars.

Aaaaand I just realized that Fowler and Davis aren't the same guy.

He's probably lying, but if we're accepting that the refs didn't notice either then I guess we can give him the benefit of the doubt on that part.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

Wonder if he caught anything...

Why? I thought she was their Head of Officiating.

Then he should have to pay the league mandated fine. The fine should not be escalating, which is the author's point.

All the people that are like "it's part of his job and contract blah blah blah I'm a fucking shitstain" need to fuck right off. Who fucking cares? Do you really need to hear generic, canned responses to generic, canned questions from another player? Are the platitudes and cliches spouted off daily by NFL players…