I’ll vote only if he’s using the proper car for a ROC :

Wow. Washington isn’t in the shit show top 5 anymore? Turns out Snyder was just a douchebag ahead of his time?

How do the Bears and the McCaskey shitshow not make this list? Kahn at least has the good sense to keep his nose out of day to day operations. The other three are a good reason that federal prosecutors are a thing.

25th - getting hit by a car.

I think Jacksonville is pretty good. Khan gave Bradley 4 years which he used to compile the worst record ever for a 4 year term. They also built pretty good roster on defence and have a reasonably good offensive side as well. They were just coached badly.

I’d take the Cleveland job in a heartbeat.

The problem with Jacksonville is that a terribly run organization can be super good to coaches and executives while being ineptly handled. A prospective coach could see Gus Bradley getting four years of chances which is inarguably too long and really like the Jacksonville idea. Or look at Grigson and Pagano in…

Where do the Rams fit into this scheme?

49ers/Browns tied at 31. How did both programs manage to fire a coach after one season. If you have that little faith, why did you hire him!!!!

The Rams have a slimy owner, no offense to speak of, and don’t have a 1st round OR 3rd round pick in the 2017 draft. I think San Fran and LA gotta be the worst situations to step into right now. 

L.A. is pretty screwed with Kroenke and Demoff running the show but I guess the allure of the market keeps it off this list?

Cleveland isn’t getting rid of their coach anytime soon. They’ve finally committed to a “long haul” restructuring plan.

The weird thing is, it actually may work. If they can play their draft cards right, they can be a great team in half a decade.

Personally, I’d rank them:

Jacksonville has a good owner in Khan. I mean, he doesn’t meddle and gave Gus Bradley four years. That at least sounds like a workable situation.

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.

I’ve got old concert footage from a European tour I watch on my PAL/SECAM VCR.

This is like when you pay a homeless guy $5 to sweep your stoop even though it doesn’t need sweeping.

I have all of Joanna Strange’s solo stuff on 180 gram vinyl. It only plays on European-formatted turntables. I’d recommend it to you, but you just wouldn’t get it.

What choice did the refs have? On the way up, Allen called privilege.

I’ve been getting Sports Illustrated since 1972. Rosenberg is the most sanctimonious shit other than Rick Reilly I’ve ever read there. He wrote about golf like they’re invading Guadalcanal.